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   Posted Jun 03, 2007 - Views: 1820

Devonshire

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Devonshire


 

I was about 2 miles away from reaching my exit on the highway to the university i attend school. I am in the fast lane, and am keeping an eye on the oncoming traffic coming on to the highway so I can make a smooth transition to my exit up ahead. I notice a sporty looking seafoam green volkswagon driving up the on ramp. It's accelerating fast enough to merge and has its left turn signal on, I'm like "Cool..looks like a driver who knows how to drive....should be fine"

NOT SO MUCH

I wait to see what lane the green car wants to go in. Her left turn signal is blinking, so I courteously wait for her to claim a spot in the middle lane. A LONG TIME GOES BY. She just keeps driving with her left blinker on. So I say "F*** it" and I speed up ahead of her to get away from her, and peacefully make my way into the right lane. She is now a good distance behind me. 

THEN she decides to get into the to the middle lane. BUT WAIT she changes her mind again. She accelerates and is DIRECTLY BESIDE ME AND THEN TRIES TO MOVE INTO WHERE I AM TO GET INTO MY LANE SO SHE SHE CAN EXIT. MY CAR WAS STILL RIGHT NEXT TO HERS, AND SHE DIDNT EVEN LOOK TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS THERE. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT OBLIVIOUS?!!!

I was driving about 70mph, while she was going 75mph sideways into my car. I had to somehow swerve over onto the foot and a half section of shoulder space, hit my brakes, and do this before she knocked me over the side of the ramp which drops off about 3 stories below. I don't know how I manuevered this, but I did. I was so frieghtened. I thought I was going to die. The force of the swerve of the car, and the sound of the tires....I don't know how I avoided it, I don't know how I didn't SPIN! I am convinced it was a miracle. If I wouldnt have been paying attention, LIKE THAT STUPID OLD B*** WASNT, we both would have been dead.

So you know what I did?

I chased the b*tch. I got up behind her and held my horn down the whole way down the ramp, and through the next stop light. I wanted to follow her to her destination to get out and tell her how STUPID she was, and TO learn to drive, that she nearly killed us both I got beside her, drove next to her trying to get her attention AND SHE WOULDNT even LOOK AT ME. I yelled at her, "You nearly killed me!!! Do you have any idea?!!!!" And she kept running away from me. She knew what she did was wrong. I was so pissed. I memorized her lisence plate...I just let her go. Figured I was lucky to be alive. Stupid b*tch. 

F*ing people need to NOT drive if they're too old or too oblivious to what is going on around them. Stupid A-holes.

 

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