Here's one for you. I have a neighbor who has been married 3 times and sure to be plenty more at only 33 years old. I have only been married once to the same lovely lady for the past ten years.
We were discussing what makes a marriage successful. She disagreed with some things I said and actually said this:
What do you know about having a successful marriage? You have only been married once and your are still married!
I almost completely lost my composure when she said that. I just wanted to tell her that she is the stupidest person I ever met in my life and it is no wonder why she has been married so many times.