My co-worker was telling me about his latest hunting trip. They brought along a Chinese fellow for his first hunting trip. The Chinaman had taken an advanced hunting course that cost a few bucks (no pun intended) so he was pretty full of himself.
Later in the day they see the Chinaman walking along, scrutinizing the ground. They ask him “What are you doing?”
He proudly replies… “I found elk tracks. I going to follow them back to their cave!”
(Yes, that would be the elusive Western Cordillera Cave-Dwelling Elk)
In fact, they were cow tracks. The Great Chinese Hunter was walking in a farmer’s field.