I am waiting in line with a male friend from school at Panera Bread. It was his birthday and he wanted me with him which is why I was there in the first place, despite my aversion to fast food restaraunts, cafes and other stupid people hotspots.
Now that said, I looked around spotting a notice on the male restroom door stating in LARGE BOLD BLACK letters that a toilet inside was out of order. Well my friend walks inside to see if there are more than one, (this being our first time in this particular shop) and finds a man about to take a piss in the toilet which also has an out of order sign in LARGE BOLD LETTERS. He even leaves the stall door open. (ugh...)
Said friend: " That urinal is out of order."
Idiot: "I see, I thought it looked dirty." And he flushes the toilet.
Minutes later after water starts running from unber the bathroom door, the man comes out screaming for the manager shouting:
"How the hell can the pisser be broken?!?