Stupid People Piss Me Off


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   Posted Nov 04, 2008 - Views: 1298

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Is this crazy?

 

Situation 1

I’m on the phone to our door supplier. My boss storms in and starts shouting “HANG UP! HANG UP! HANG UP RIGHT NOW!” so I hang up mid-sentence without even saying good bye. My boss starts screaming ‘WHY AREN’T YOU ON THE PHONE WITH OUR DOOR SUPPLIER?!?!” I say I was, then he screams “WHY DID YOU HANG UP?”

 

 

Situation 2

I’m sick with the flu. My boss says I’m faking. I tell him that my doctor says that… at the word “Doctor” my boss flips out and screams with as much scorn and ridicule as he can muster “YOUR DOCTOR?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW?”

 

 

Situation 3

My boss gives me a stack of paper that’s been accumulating on the corner of his desk for months. He says “I want you to go through all these pages, but DON’T LOOK AT ANY PAGES unless they’re for the downtown project.”  I say okay, pick up the first sheet to look at it and he starts screaming “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?” I tell him I’m separating the pages like he said. He says “NO! I TOLD YOU TO ONLY LOOK AT THE PAGE IF IT’S FOR THE DOWNTOWN PROJECT! OTHERWISE DON’T LOOK AT THE PAGE! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!”

 

I ask him how to do this, without looking at the pages, and he says “PICK UP A PAGE” I do, but hold it away so I can’t see it. ‘WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” he thunders at me “LOOK AT THE SHEET. IS IT FOR THE DOWNTOWN PROJECT?”

 

I look at the sheet and say no. He loses it “THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK AT IT?”

 

 

I think he’s crazy. Agree? Disagree?

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