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   Posted Mar 01, 2007 - Views: 1500

Zero_tolerance

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  My girlfriend fell yesterday attempting to walk over a sheet of ice and snow.  She saw others walk over it and thought since they can do it, so could she.   Well, like clockwork, she tumbled, scraped her left knee up and twisted her right ankle (the poor thing).  So, like a good boyfriend, I was at her bedside to help in anyway I could.  It comes nighttime, her ankle is the size of a baseball, and she simply can't walk, but she has to go to the bathroom (#2).  I said to her "Since both your legs are banged up, I'll just carry you."  So I did, with my arms around her waist in a bear hug, and along the way she says "Well, at least I'll be lighter on the way back."
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