Stupid People Piss Me Off


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Right Wing Nut Cases Are Stupid Because...

They don’t like art…

unless it was carved with a chainsaw.

 

They would feed the homeless…

to the animals at the zoo.

 

They absolutely hate safety…

unless they’re giving a speech to the gullible.

 

They’re irrationally homophobic to the point where they even

think their fuel consumption is the measure of their manhood.

“Oh yeah, well I get even less mileage than you, you must be a Liberal fag!”

 

They love war, they’ve declared wars on everything,

even intangibles like illiteracy. Illiteracy?? How does that work?

“Here, read this.”

“See Spot Run, See Jane ketch… no catch...the…”

*BANG*

 

And finally

They say they love freedom,

Unless it’s practiced by people they don’t like.

 

 

 

Liberal Nut Cases Are Stupid Because…

 

They love any art,

unless Rednecks like it.

 

They would feed the homeless,

YOUR last meal.

 

They are overly concerned about safety

“Keep talking dirty honey, I’m having trouble with this second condom!”

 

They “love” homosexuality, even when

it’s gawd-awful drag queen burlesque shows.

 

They hate war or any type of confrontation or hostility,

unless they have overwhelming odds, then they’re merciless.

 

And finally

They say they love freedom,

Unless it’s practiced by people they don’t like.

 

 

 

 

I guess my point is

The further you go down an ideological path,

The more closed-minded and stupid you become.

 

 

 

 

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