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   Posted Jul 11, 2007 - Views: 2095

scottie

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scottie


 

   I WAS VERY LUCKY IN THE SENSE OF FINDING A GREAT MECHANIC....THIS GUY DOES GREAT WORK AND IS "VERY REASONABLE"....NOT "CHEAP" (SINCE YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR...). HE ALSO HAS STORIES THAT MAKE YOU A BELIEVER OF "DARWINISM"......

-HE USED TO WORK FOR A DODGE DEALER (...UNTIL HE COULDN'T HANDLE THEIR RIPPING-OFF OF CUSTOMERS ANY LONGER...), WHEN THIS OLD LADY (WITH THE NEW CAR SHE BOUGHT RECENTLY) CAME IN THE PLACE YELLING AND CURSING....AND EVEN THREW HER KEYS AT THE MANAGER !!!! WHEN THEY ASKED HER WHAT WAS WRONG....SHE YELLED ".....I'VE HAD THE CAR 3 MONTHS NOW, WASHED IT TWICE, AND EVEN HAD IT DETAILED....AND I STILL CAN'T GET THE WASH LIGHT TO TURN OFF....!" (...YOU KNOW...THE LIGHT THAT TELLS YOU TO ADD WASHER-FLUID ...?)

-SOME GUY CAME TO HIS GARAGE FOR AN OIL CHANGE, AND ASKED IF HE COULD WATCH HOW HE DID IT.....SAYING IT TOOK HIM 3-4 HOURS TO DO IT HIMSELF. SO.....HE DRAINS IT, PUTS THE NEW FILTER ON, AND WHEN HE GOES TO ADD THE NEW OIL, THE GUY ASKED WHERE HE WAS POURING IT INTO. WHEN HE SHOWED THE CUSTOMER WHERE, THE CUSTOMER WAS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO POUR OIL DOWN THE DIP-STICK TUBE....!

-ANOTHER GUY CAME IN WITH GAS LITERALLY POURING OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS CAR FROM A SERIOUS LEAK FROM THE TANK.....AND THEN GETS WITH A LIT CIG. IN HIS MOUTH ! BEFORE THE IDIOT COULD SAY ANYTHING, MY MECHANIC TOLD THE GUY TO PUT IT OUT....SO THE IDIOT TOOK IT AND WAS GOING TO FLING IT.....IN THE PARKING LOT....WITH GAS EVERYWHERE !!!!!!! SO AFTER HE MAKES HIM PUT IT OUT ELSEWHERE, THE IDIOT THEN SAID THAT HE WAS GETTING HORRIBLE GAS-MILEAGE AND DIDN'T KNOW WHY !!!!!

OTHER STORIES INCLUDE....

-SOME HICK HE NEVER SAW BEFORE STOPPING IN AND ASKING HIM IF HE COULD BORROW HIS TOOLS FOR A JOB HE WANTED TO DO AT HOME......! (...AND THIS IDIOT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY HE LAUGHED AND SAID NO....)

-DID SOME MAJOR WORK ON SOME LADY'S CADILLAC (...HER BILL WAS $750..), AND WHEN SHE WENT TO PAY HIM, SHE HANDED HIM A $50 !  WHEN HE ASKED ABOUT THE REST, SHE TOLD HIM SHE WOULD EVENTUALLY GIVE HIM THE REST ! SHE ACTUALLY  EVEN SAID "...GOD WILL MAKE SURE I WILL...!" 

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